Back from vacation and bloated as hell. Can’t wait to get back to eating right and not feeling gross. 😳
Work email removed from phone. Furbabies and house in the hands of my sister. En route to the airport. Vacation has begun.
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
There are days when you eat 1/4th a bag of Twizzlers. It happens. Forgive yourself and move on. Tomorrow will be better.
I tried to do too much this weekend and now I’m super stressed out because we leave on Friday for Vegas. I got nothing done around the house this weekend. Ugh.